Vitalstatistix

Carried on a shield
Chief Vitalstatistix lives in the Gaulish village in Amorica. He is carried around everywhere on a shield and he has a wife named Impedimenta. His guards of honour when he goes on travel are Asterix and Obelix. When Impedimenta offended his, he said with his face pressed against luggage: 'rhubarbrhubarbrhubarbguardofhonourrhubarbrhubarbwhatheguardofhonoursaystoyou' with the result of Impedimenta ignoring him.

In battle
Even in battle, he can still be seen on his shield but whacking Romans from above. After battle, he likes to sit on his shield and wait to arrive back at village.

Job
His job is controlling the Village as hlaf the time, people start a fight over Unhygienix's fish. They keep on accidentally hitting someone else, who joins, hits someone else by accident and so one until he comes out to stop it. ( Druid Getafix doesn't get involved. )